Tagsinstig is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful
chicken.
Tagsinstig created the Sol system six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagsinstig, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tagsinstig, he will not care at all.
Tagsinstig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Tagsinstig's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.
3. Never eat spinach.
4. Never think about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing white shoes and balancing eight copper spheres on your head.
5. Respect your elders.