Armwaparp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise porpoise.

Armwaparp created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armwaparp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armwaparp, she will be very unhappy.

Armwaparp's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Armwaparp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat coconuts.