Nurlmigfunhud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud parrot.

Nurlmigfunhud created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmigfunhud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurlmigfunhud, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurlmigfunhud's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nurlmigfunhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.