Nellsakbell is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless horse.

Nellsakbell created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellsakbell, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nellsakbell, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nellsakbell's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nellsakbell's Holy Commandments

1. Nellsakbell loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about fire.