Bellhigkim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic deer.

Bellhigkim created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bellhigkim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bellhigkim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bellhigkim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bellhigkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing white corsets and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.