Rullmilbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking goose.

Rullmilbun created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullmilbun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullmilbun, it will destroy your home planet.

Rullmilbun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rullmilbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Always help swans.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.