Nigbastbag Flowguport is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate snake.

Nigbastbag Flowguport created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigbastbag Flowguport, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigbastbag Flowguport, it will turn you into a slug.

Nigbastbag Flowguport's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nigbastbag Flowguport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nigbastbag Flowguport's name in vain.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while wearing scarves.

3. Worship no other gods but Nigbastbag Flowguport.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mark doors with white.