Rullmilbun is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking
goose.
Rullmilbun created the world two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullmilbun, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rullmilbun, it will destroy your home planet.
Rullmilbun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Rullmilbun's Holy Commandments1. Do not sing in public.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never paint your feet magenta.
4. Always help swans.
5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.