Cetgigtap is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, proud
bat.
Cetgigtap created water five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cetgigtap, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Cetgigtap, he will manifest in front of you.
Cetgigtap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.
Cetgigtap's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.
2. Always wear purple.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never sing near cats.
5. Erect six tin sculptures of Cetgigtap on top of important buildings.