Cetgigtap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud bat.

Cetgigtap created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetgigtap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cetgigtap, he will manifest in front of you.

Cetgigtap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cetgigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never sing near cats.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Cetgigtap on top of important buildings.