Zogmumyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional dog.

Zogmumyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zogmumyatt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zogmumyatt, it will think nothing of it.

Zogmumyatt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zogmumyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.