Citbogrip is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful lizard.

Citbogrip created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbogrip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Citbogrip, he will turn you into a worm.

Citbogrip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Citbogrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after turtles.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.