Zogmumyatt is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional
dog.
Zogmumyatt created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Zogmumyatt, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Zogmumyatt, it will think nothing of it.
Zogmumyatt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Zogmumyatt's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat tomatoes.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Never think ill of sick voles.