Wotrutdot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful elephant.

Wotrutdot created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotrutdot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wotrutdot, it will make you grow a tail.

Wotrutdot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wotrutdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not wear shorts marked with mauve.

3. Do not prepare beans while wearing coats.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.