Jadzigart Tinyartkap is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid
cat.
Jadzigart Tinyartkap created viruses eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jadzigart Tinyartkap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jadzigart Tinyartkap, she will turn you into a slug.
Jadzigart Tinyartkap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Jadzigart Tinyartkap's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not kill grasshopers.
3. Never hop near manatees.
4. Never feed spinach to sharks while wearing green dresses.
5. Never look at planets.