Logsogkamtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish wren.

Logsogkamtetti created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsogkamtetti, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Logsogkamtetti, he will turn you into a mole.

Logsogkamtetti's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Logsogkamtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant while facing north.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.