Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating ferret.

Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Kimfarnnurt Wiknutrullpaklin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never paint your hands purple.

5. Always help mice in need.