Largabhud is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, irritating
crab.
Largabhud created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Largabhud, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Largabhud, it will send you a sign.
Largabhud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Largabhud's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always obey Largabhud's priests.
3. Never jump near mice.
4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Largabhud in the centre of the settlement.
5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Largabhud on top of important buildings.