Largabhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, irritating crab.

Largabhud created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largabhud, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Largabhud, it will send you a sign.

Largabhud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Largabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Largabhud's priests.

3. Never jump near mice.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Largabhud in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Largabhud on top of important buildings.