Rotfubgam is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless
salamander.
Rotfubgam created vertebrates seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Rotfubgam, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Rotfubgam, it will cry a lot.
Rotfubgam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Rotfubgam's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair yellow.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. You must love Rotfubgam.
4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.
5. Never hurt frogs.