Rotfubgam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, ruthless salamander.

Rotfubgam created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rotfubgam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rotfubgam, it will cry a lot.

Rotfubgam's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rotfubgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. You must love Rotfubgam.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never hurt frogs.