Butcetfit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless swallow.

Butcetfit created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcetfit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butcetfit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Butcetfit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Butcetfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help monkeys in need.