Ragdudflap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective raccoon.

Ragdudflap created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragdudflap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ragdudflap, he will cry a lot.

Ragdudflap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ragdudflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.