Gilveenlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient crane.

Gilveenlarg created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilveenlarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gilveenlarg, it will turn you into a worm.

Gilveenlarg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gilveenlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Gilveenlarg must be the most important thing in your life.
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