Largpanbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive zebra.

Largpanbut created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largpanbut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largpanbut, he will destroy your favourite star.

Largpanbut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Largpanbut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.