Volgatnur Inghadman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil spider.

Volgatnur Inghadman created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volgatnur Inghadman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Volgatnur Inghadman, it will remove you from existence.

Volgatnur Inghadman's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Volgatnur Inghadman's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Volgatnur Inghadman.

2. Never sing near tapirs.

3. Always wear green.

4. You must pray to Volgatnur Inghadman five times a day.

5. Never look at black holes.