Tiphadarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive naga.

Tiphadarn created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphadarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiphadarn, he will turn you into a duck.

Tiphadarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tiphadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.