Mabged is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, narcissistic bat.

Mabged created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mabged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabged, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mabged's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mabged's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hide if three nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.