Lanwigyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable rhinoceros.

Lanwigyik created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanwigyik, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lanwigyik, it will not care at all.

Lanwigyik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lanwigyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lanwigyik seven times a day.

2. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing red shoes and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Pray only in shadows.