Quatflyhog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish goose.

Quatflyhog created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatflyhog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quatflyhog, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Quatflyhog's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quatflyhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near mice while wearing gray shoes.

2. Quatflyhog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.