Bigvolquat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, passionate lobster.

Bigvolquat created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bigvolquat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bigvolquat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bigvolquat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bigvolquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. You must love Bigvolquat.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.