Rapbotveg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured fish.

Rapbotveg created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbotveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rapbotveg, it will turn you into a hamster.

Rapbotveg's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rapbotveg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away if seven sheep approach from the west.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about planets.