Tiptipnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless gerbil.

Tiptipnib created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptipnib, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tiptipnib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tiptipnib's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tiptipnib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tiptipnib in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Respect your elders.