Yogsomxem is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered crow.

Yogsomxem created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogsomxem, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yogsomxem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Yogsomxem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yogsomxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Run away if eight sharks approach from the east.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.