Gedflamgebdit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing monkey.

Gedflamgebdit created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedflamgebdit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gedflamgebdit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gedflamgebdit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gedflamgebdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing orange coats.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.