Mobquimnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty zebra.

Mobquimnurt created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobquimnurt, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobquimnurt, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mobquimnurt's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mobquimnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Mobquimnurt.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.