Cabdudlat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humorless meerkat.

Cabdudlat created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabdudlat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabdudlat, he will cry a lot.

Cabdudlat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cabdudlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not consume carrots at dawn.