Cunaflim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane crab.

Cunaflim created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunaflim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cunaflim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cunaflim's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cunaflim's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

5. Do not prepare wheat while wearing dresses.