Fumquatsug is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive hedgehog.

Fumquatsug created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Fumquatsug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fumquatsug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fumquatsug's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fumquatsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Fumquatsug must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about special relativity.