Fumquatsug is a god.
He takes the form of a large, impressive
hedgehog.
Fumquatsug created time and space two years ago.
If you believe in
Fumquatsug, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Fumquatsug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Fumquatsug's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Fumquatsug's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Feed all hungry shrews.
4. Fumquatsug must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never think about special relativity.