Cebbosspag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable otter.

Cebbosspag created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebbosspag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cebbosspag, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cebbosspag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cebbosspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cebbosspag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.