Pidbellnak is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, annoying dove.

Pidbellnak created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbellnak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidbellnak, she will destroy your home planet.

Pidbellnak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pidbellnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Never paint your arms mauve.

5. Always pray immersed in water.