Higmisgumsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent weasel.

Higmisgumsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmisgumsaw, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Higmisgumsaw, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Higmisgumsaw's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Higmisgumsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midnight.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never adorn your face with blue markings.

4. Never mention hamsters.

5. Do not shave your back.