Ponsantalbon Jantitnil is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust crocodile.

Ponsantalbon Jantitnil created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponsantalbon Jantitnil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponsantalbon Jantitnil, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ponsantalbon Jantitnil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ponsantalbon Jantitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after shrews.

2. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never cross crossroads at dawn.

5. Always help cats in need.