Fitdutbim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, quiet dragonfly.

Fitdutbim created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitdutbim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fitdutbim, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fitdutbim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Fitdutbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never gather four sharks near wells.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.