Cet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient lion.

Cet created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cet, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cet's name in vain.

2. Never run in autumn.

3. Never leap near great tits.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cet in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.