Sawrutdap Yatgighot is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident alligator.

Sawrutdap Yatgighot created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawrutdap Yatgighot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sawrutdap Yatgighot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sawrutdap Yatgighot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sawrutdap Yatgighot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Sawrutdap Yatgighot loves foxes, so they must be respected.