Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest scorpion.

Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran, he will manifest in front of you.

Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wabsandbetced Carcimwapminsom Carfossran's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not resist balance.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never mix strawberries with oil.

5. Never eat green fruit.