Wotlistyam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless otter.

Wotlistyam created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotlistyam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wotlistyam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wotlistyam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wotlistyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.