Kindibbus is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast wasp.

Kindibbus created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kindibbus, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kindibbus, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kindibbus' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Kindibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.