Rildobbednabdinbon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty salamander.

Rildobbednabdinbon created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rildobbednabdinbon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rildobbednabdinbon, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rildobbednabdinbon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rildobbednabdinbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about spinach.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rildobbednabdinbon.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with pride.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always count to eight before sleeping.