Talarmlim is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, humorless skunk.

Talarmlim created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talarmlim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Talarmlim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Talarmlim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Talarmlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not wear hats marked with indigo.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never allow goats to witness sacred rites.