Bogfabgon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet cobra.

Bogfabgon created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfabgon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogfabgon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogfabgon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bogfabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never feed peas to pigs while wearing white corsets.

3. Hide from green goats for they are unholy.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.