Rullrotdid is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental cow.

Rullrotdid created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullrotdid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rullrotdid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rullrotdid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rullrotdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed oranges to nematodes while wearing black rings.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullrotdid.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.