Nadbapragwit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent crab.

Nadbapragwit created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbapragwit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadbapragwit, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nadbapragwit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nadbapragwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Nadbapragwit loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.