Budfedlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust warg.

Budfedlab created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budfedlab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budfedlab, she will destroy your home planet.

Budfedlab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Budfedlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Worship no other gods but Budfedlab.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.