Zanfadgut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive finch.

Zanfadgut created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfadgut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanfadgut, it will destroy your home planet.

Zanfadgut's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zanfadgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

4. You must pray to Zanfadgut eight times a day.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.