Lakfabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent lizard.

Lakfabtarg created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakfabtarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lakfabtarg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Lakfabtarg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lakfabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakfabtarg.

5. Run away if nine badgers approach from the south.