Siglopvig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying walrus.

Siglopvig created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Siglopvig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Siglopvig, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Siglopvig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Siglopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Siglopvig.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.