Cutsidrigarf is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Cutsidrigarf created carbon six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cutsidrigarf, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Cutsidrigarf, she will turn you into a mole.
Cutsidrigarf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Cutsidrigarf's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.
3. Always act with purity when addressing children.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Heed all portents.