Farnhakfas is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, vain grasshopper.

Farnhakfas created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnhakfas, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnhakfas, he will not care.

Farnhakfas' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Farnhakfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Farnhakfas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Farnhakfas on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.