Cutsidrigarf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cutsidrigarf created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutsidrigarf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutsidrigarf, she will turn you into a mole.

Cutsidrigarf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cutsidrigarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Heed all portents.