Sawflamdot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil dog.

Sawflamdot created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawflamdot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sawflamdot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sawflamdot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sawflamdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your neck.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with envy.

5. Always help sick badgers.