Kapgonyart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful deer.

Kapgonyart created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kapgonyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kapgonyart, he will remove you from existence.

Kapgonyart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kapgonyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat doves with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.