Gigvigkem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, merciless slug.

Gigvigkem created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigvigkem, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gigvigkem, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Gigvigkem's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gigvigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigvigkem's name in vain.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Gigvigkem first in all things.