Vollagved is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic goose.

Vollagved created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vollagved, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vollagved, she will ignore you.

Vollagved's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vollagved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.