Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful rat.

Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fasmigcibzim Vabpakdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help swans.

5. Never approach mountains carrying clay.