Spagsugkimdumhug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless bee.

Spagsugkimdumhug created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagsugkimdumhug, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagsugkimdumhug, she will turn you into a sheep.

Spagsugkimdumhug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Spagsugkimdumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Hide from magenta manatees for they are unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.